u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Randomize
