so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
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