I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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