And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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