No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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