That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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