My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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