My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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