By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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