He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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