Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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