Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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