It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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