JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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