dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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