Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I love you.
Bad choice
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