No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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