super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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