Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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