The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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