Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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