what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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