how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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