i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I love you.
Bad choice
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