you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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