I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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