Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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