the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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