Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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