omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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