AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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