who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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