I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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