Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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