Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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