Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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