There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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