So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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