office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
