You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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