After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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