And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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