Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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