HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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