They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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