What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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