Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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