i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
