You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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