I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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