last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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