I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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