Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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