Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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