Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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