Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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