wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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