i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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