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My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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