So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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