We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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